The spam:
Hello,
I wish to crave your indulgence in assisting me in receiving a large sum
of money on my behalf.
If You are Interested, kindly send your response to my personal email
:jinrenqing_10@yahoo.com.cnThank you and i look forward to a good business relationship with you.
Sincerely,
Jin Renqing
My response:
Sure, I’ll help you get the money. But first, I’ll need you to provide me with an army of ninjas. And a couple large robots, with missiles, of course.
Oh, and I’ll need a secret island headquarters, and a submarine.
And a lot of computers. Also, Jessica Alba.
Then, we can get your money no problem.
When can I expect to receive my ninja army and secret island lair?
Thank you for your prompt reply,
Robert Hill
I can’t wait until I have my very own Ninja Army! How freaking cool will that be???
