My old webcam died. Not really sure why.
It might be because I had it next to an open window capturing images of the cloudy sky, so maybe moisture got into it.
Or maybe I wound the focus ring too tight.
But fear not, I’ve got a new one now. One of those little orb-like Logitech deals. I think it’s watching me.
…
Well, yeah, but I mean really watching me. Like, I think it knows …
It’s a creepy little thing. I think it’s gonna eat me while I’m sleeping.
